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i suck

2009-08-25T16:35:00.001+08:00

I SUCK BIG TIME . I'M A SUCKER .
becauseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , don't tell you .

fuck .

2009-07-22T20:40:00.000+08:00

38.4 degrees .
MIA for 2 days .
im burning up
burning upp ~
oooh bbbaaa
*dies*

happy potter

2009-07-19T23:21:00.005+08:00

i just watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire .
it was AWESOME !!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

-ly stupid and dumb .
now i remembered why i stopped watching it at the chamber of secrets .
just wasted 3 hours of my life ._.

the freaking dragon fell down and died (when it can freaking fly)
squids ( ???? ) attacked harry
GRASS attacked harry
lord voldemort is bald and he doesn't have ears
ghosts ( will you bring my body back ? awww ~ )
O:

well , the only good part was Cho .
remind me not to watch the half blood prince .
go back home and make pots lah .

okay this is a meaningless post which i bet people will hate me for .
oh well :D

MJ :D

2009-07-10T21:04:00.002+08:00

i know itz a lil late but , yeah X:
its cool hahaha
and yes i do play miniclip's .

four letter f word , fern ;D

2009-07-06T19:35:00.002+08:00

seoul garden got sell chewing gum ley O:
beef flavour , black pepper flavour and chicken flavour .
actually itz just my cooking hahahahaaaha . X:

ended up just eating prawn
i think i ate 30+
and last one turned out to be uncooked
prawn juice tasted like shit . :S

and i smell like bbq
a cat followed me back home O_o

better use the pen ahhh , loveyou

turn me on !

2009-06-28T16:06:00.001+08:00

YouTube - "Turn Me On" feat. Papa Roach & Buckcherry

imma get a car when i turn 18 .
there's only one thing lacking in this video ,
Megan Fox :D

im back babes

2009-06-15T20:01:00.001+08:00

10 facts about you

1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact .
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3 .
5. Your checking it now .
6. Your smiling .
7. Your still reading my comment .
8. You know all you have read is true .
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9 .
11. Your checking it now .
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

lolol , lame . x]

hannah montana !

2009-06-07T22:59:00.005+08:00

YouTube - Miley Cyrus - 7 Things - Official Music Video (HQ)

woo , lulz .

i watched episode 16 on Youtube LOL .

+ i got a Hannah Montana pen . :D

who wna catch the movie ? ^^

YouTube - Miley Cyrus - 7 Things - Parody

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OWNAGEEEE . xP

damn , why dont i have a cardboard Miley . ):

anddd fuck my phone ._.

adam lambert !

2009-06-06T22:49:00.002+08:00

YouTube - Adam Lambert - Cryin' (Studio version)

he ownxxs :D:D:D

stupid K_ _ _ win . x]

his related to me !

if you take away the bert xP

his one only gay guy i like ,

except for Chris Crocker .

ultimaaaate joker .

use your sony ericson one lah ~
(gay voice)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
*dies*
:D:D:D:D:D

second name !

2009-05-28T21:17:00.002+08:00

Gabriel Raphael Lam Zhen Yuan .
HOHOHO
Gabriel = archangel
Raphael = archangel
archangel^2 ! x]

i feel holy , amen .
and no tony , im not going to join the Jonas Brothers .

condom !

2009-05-22T22:00:00.001+08:00

YouTube - Condom On My Head

HAHAHHHAHHAHAAHAA .
damn , cool . :D

jokes .

2009-05-21T18:12:00.004+08:00

One doctor asked a patient : "If I were to cut one of your ear off , what will happen to you ?"
Patient : "Then I will not be able to hear..."
Doctor : "Hmm .. that's normal ... So if I were to cut your other ear off , what will happen to you ?"
Patient : "Then I will not be able to see ..."
The doctor became nervous and asked : "Why would you not see then ?"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will drop down ."

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter .
She got curious and went to take a peek .
But the patient didn't wan't to let her see .
Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity) : "Who are you writing to ?"
Patient : "I'm writing a letter to myself ."
Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself ( Why would someone write a letter to himself ? )
So she asked again : "So , what's written inside ?"
Patient (got impatient) : "You crazy ah ? I haven't receive the letter , how would I know ?"

Two patients escaped from the IMH .
They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground .
After a while , the patient rolling shouted to the top : "Hey ! How come you are not coming down yet ?"
The patient on top replied : "No , no . I can't , I'm not ripe yet ."

i hope this will cheer you up .

abs

2009-05-16T22:13:00.003+08:00

YouTube - Amin's amazingly awesome abs

damn cool .

i don't know how to keep it all inside

but i guess i'll let it slide .

我爱华文 !

2009-05-12T18:48:00.006+08:00

hahahahaha , yes i passed my chinese . :D
51 !
oh yeah ~
x]
oh well im off to study my math .
woah , 800 years never touch my e maths tb
there's lizard shit on it xP

joke .

2009-05-07T18:18:00.003+08:00

"As the two friends wondered through the snow on their way home ,
Piglet grinned to himself thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh .
Pooh thought to himself : If the pig sneezes , he's fucken dead . "

LOLOL .
stupid Influenza A .

fuck off , bitch .

wondergirls !

2009-05-06T22:24:00.003+08:00

YouTube - Wonder Girls - Tell Me MV (english subbed)

heh , nah . wondergirls is still #1 !

yoobin ze smexy rapper :O

hahahaaa , had oral today .

it was fine , + i mentioned about student's running around in their underwear . :D:D

Miss Z laughed . x]

HIHIBAIBAI

2009-04-29T22:09:00.002+08:00

Today Gaybriel pon school . I have proof !
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No lah. lol .

This is just Gaaaaaybriel drinking milk ^^

Cause he can't touch the ceiling so he wants to grow taller.
Today Gaybriel didn't come to school cause he was sick so the class experienced a blackout ): School was boring, I bet he's glad he stayed at home.
Since I'm so awesome and cool and because I never, ever bully sick people, I'm updating for him.

Hope he's not feeling too under the weather .
But he hasn't replied me , so maybe he died alrdy.

Okay, one last thing, get well soon !

BAIBAI ~

korean girls ftw !

2009-04-27T22:24:00.000+08:00

Talking about YouTube - Girls Generation (SNSD) - Gee MV (Dance White Ver.) (english subbed)

*droolz* O:

wondergirls just dropped to number #2 .

those hips don't lie . :D:D

16 le worhxzs

2009-04-22T00:07:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PASMINEEE . :D

too bad i spoilt my phone , if not confirm got more pictures . D:

oh well , im satisfied with this .

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*dies* x]

looking at the plant respirating also can have orgasm . xP

hope you liked my present ! :D:D:D:D

k la k la k la ~ x]

2009-04-20T18:04:00.005+08:00

quote of the day : " WHEREEE ? "
BWAHAHAHAAHAHA
*dies laughing*

sorry , inside joke :D

today is the best day ever .
first my chinese test got highest in class ! ( for the guys , cause Jun Chuan's a gay )
FIRST TIME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
:D:D:D
and yjtgo . x]

totally made my day . [:

+ itz our 7th month
ily . <3

i wna see your panties drop girl .

2009-04-13T21:40:00.004+08:00

Talking about YouTube - The Medic Droid - Fer Sure (NEW VERSION)

fuck me in the backseat :D

+ he got nice hair = ownz

( . Y . )

get the fire extinguisher !

2009-04-12T18:09:00.006+08:00

note to self : never drink sour plum ice blended .
sucks eh !
i swear itz expired .

after 8oo years of pain and misery
the elephants decided to migrate out of their cave
they rushed out of the small entrance at the same time ,
pushing and shoving each other in an attempt to break free .
finally splashing into the murky waters of the ocean .

nicer way of saying laosai . x]
my butt is on fire ._.

ugh , my butt hurtz and i think i am going through menstruation .
i think im sick .

i close my eyes and wish that you'll be by my side

hahahahahaa

2009-04-07T20:03:00.001+08:00

whats 28 - 9 = ?
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13 ! x]
i love math .

gah !

2009-03-30T21:18:00.002+08:00

Leon. S. Kennedy you suck .

Talking about YouTube - Resident Evil Degeneration - Leon's Dodge Scene

finefinefinefinefine .
his cooler than me .
LOL . (just 5 seconds later)
i feel guity not dedicating a post to him . ):
riiiight , and i havent started my homework yet .
greattttt .

rawr !

2009-03-30T21:06:00.004+08:00

WARNING : this whole post is about Resident Evil . fuck off if you don't like it cause it totally ownz .

Talking about YouTube - Resident Evil: Degeneration. Claire Redfield kick the zombies' *ss

just finished watching resident evil ;D
Claire Redfield is as hawt as ever . xP
damn , love this part .
not enough action though . :/
andand there's a lil girl named Rani Chawla LOLWTF .
(which Claire saves her butt in the video)
Leon had some pretty cool moves but ,
im still cooler . x]

save the earth !

2009-03-28T22:01:00.005+08:00

lulz , today is EARTH HOUR 8:30 to 9:30 !

cause someone (yes you sufern don't look around) kept shouting across the whole lot one for 3216278 times in 1 hour (of pure torture) . x]

and my bro is watching Resident Evil : Degeneration on his com now .

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):

damn , i waited for like one whole year for the damn thing to come out .

are zombies that hard to draw ? X:

ncc

2009-03-25T19:53:00.006+08:00

early dismissal today [:
went for a ncc course at Singapore Maritime Academy at Singapore Polytechnic .
SMART programme : "Sea Survival Training"
(what's up with the name ? lulz)

first it was some boring talk , which i slept through .
did'nt feel guilty as Mr Loy was sleeping too . x]
had a tour of the ship's engine room , and got to be captain of a ship for 15mins . (stimulator)

we spilt into 2 groups for 2 activities : speed boat ride and jetty jumping (if there's such a thing)

the speed boat ride was kinda cool , with a 24 hour fan blowing in your face .
but for my boat the guy was a pussy(cat) and the ride was kinda slow (compared to others)

the jetty jump was fun ;D
4m high .
+ 2 seconds hangtime .
damn cool .
felt like your balls went right up to your mouth . xP
received a certificate and a badge (only for those who jumped) .

tired , but fun .
and i swear Mdm Prema is having menopause .
homework like free liddat .
it is free but , yeah you get the point .

gazette !

2009-03-22T21:53:00.010+08:00

Aoi is smexy . x]

Talking about YouTube - ガゼット (the GazettE) - DISTRESS AND COMA

new single by Gazette - Distress and Coma

Aoi got new hairstyle ! O:

lip piercing damn cool .

anddd ignore the post below .

i posted the video myself

*feels proud of self* [:

I AM AN IDIOT

2009-03-22T21:50:00.049+08:00

I AM AN IDIOT!

I AM AN IDIOT!
I AM AN IDIOT!
I AM AN IDIOT!

I AM AN IDIOT!
GABMINE IS AN IDIOT!
PASMINE IS AN IDIOT!
PASMINE IS AN IDIOT!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD A VIDEO! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY IRRITATING SONG AND I HAD TO GET WONDERFUL PASMINE'S HELP. I AM AN IDIOT

a lil more than 3 people

2009-03-20T21:26:00.007+08:00

hahahaa , day spent with tony and jeremy .
went to far east , then walked to plaza sing to catch a movie .
Marley and Me .
(because street fighter starts at 5:05 and if we catch a movie before 5:00 we get a discount of $1.50 and MaM starts at 4:15) ;D

Sentimental movie , kinda touching .
(maybe because tony was groping me) x]
the girl beside me was crying like some nut
then you see 3 guys in the front row laughing X:
well , at least we made an effort to act like we cried .
*sniffs*

i remembered one sentence ;
"Sometimes we should laugh at our own jokes , because it is funny ."
so true . [:

then we walked all th way to chinatown to take 190
finally knew where was the legendary place to watch R21 movies x]

anddd i dropped my phone (again)
this time it was fatal . ):
phone hp : -8342
/gg , spoilt
damn .

and im never eating Seoul Garden with jeremy and jieying again
meat taste like rubber , egg use as butter .
woaw i rhymed .
at least the ice cream was good . x]

ip man !

2009-03-19T21:54:00.002+08:00

eternally grateful to my father who bought Ip Man . ;D

now thats some seriouz azz kicking .
Wing Chun owns . O:

he looks damn cool when he becomes serious
*rolls up sleeves*

hahahaha , and his wife is
*drools*

totally respect him , and i bet his balls are the size of watermelons .

seeking amy

2009-03-17T13:53:00.004+08:00

so many people turning 16 ,
happy birthday to pearlyn and yueming
(promised to not call pearlyn monkey for 3 days)
X:

Advance happy birthday to Raiyan ~
thanks for th pizzzza'z . : D
tomorrow 黑整 him . xP

ha ha he he ha ha ho ,
(th mv is , *wipes sweat*)
britney is sexc O:

camp !

2009-03-14T10:17:00.003+08:00

hahahah , having ncc camp now
lulz , im in computer lab one .
im supposed to be doing the map butttt
yea . X:

note to self : never sleep on tables

tired ._.

touch my body ~

2009-03-08T13:55:00.003+08:00

hohoho , th massage auntie came again
every month i get to know whats pain
spawn of the devil x]
plus she got a badass name , Sin .
cool to the max O:

she massaged my legs ( screw you anaerobic respiration ! ) , shoulders and head .
i could swear my foot touched my head .
luckily my pants did'nt tear , but the button came off LOLWTF O:

hate the head massage .
note to self : never put wax
worse than the "Yah Treatment" x]

after the massage she told me
"Today not strong , hahaha."

O:
ha , ha , haaa
God bless me .

sigh .

2009-03-06T23:54:00.005+08:00

woo , my name's on Raiyan's bloggg . [:

"Who is Keat Ho ?"'

idk , but he lives beside Keat Hong .
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhahahah .

*snorts*

geographer .

2009-02-28T22:14:00.002+08:00

got chosen for a geography competition
damn , no free pencil . :/
i always wanted a biodegradable pencil made from 100% recycled paper with the words "SAVE THE EARTH" on it .

hope our team get into the top 3o schools , got free T-Shirt . x]
and free lunch bwahaha
i sound damn cheapo lulz .

Dear God ,
the only thing i ask of you
is to hold her when im not around ,
when im much too far away

neh ?

2009-02-12T22:43:00.005+08:00

er , idk what happened but the song changed to some other song .
(as this is on ze internet i shall not say anything racist) [:
yeaaaaa , wtfuck .

im supposed to be learning 听写 (yes , i do study) but got lazy x]

instead , i've been browsing through jay chou's old (ancient) songs
his songs were better and more meaningful last time .
maybe because he is becoming more like Mr Kumar , thats why his songs are starting to suck . X:

ouch

2009-01-30T18:38:00.004+08:00

woo , i got good news and bad news .

bad news issssss , hahahahahafucksomeassholepunchedmyeyehahaha
cannot wear spectacles liaoxzs ~
give me a konoha headband , kakashi LOL
*flicks fringe*
sharingan !

good news is ( inserts 217897398 s's) ,

im the new assistant platoon sergeant !
*bows*
applause is free of charge , pl0x be generous [:
teehee , and Azri is the new platoon sergeant for part B
oh well , its better than logistic executive x]

2009-01-21T21:39:00.002+08:00

hahahahahaifellinthedrainhahahaha
hahahahafuckhahhhaha
hahaha , ha . ha .

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you over againnn ~ X:

*flicks fringe*

tsk , a few cuts niaaa . x]

(cool seh) O:

thankyou <3

title .

2009-01-17T23:31:00.002+08:00

hohoho , school sucks .
oh well , lets look on the bright side
it's only 12 more months to christmas ! ;D

alright , joke of the day : can Gabriel jump higher than The Leaning tower of Pisa ?

the answer issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss : yes ! cause he is so cool ^^
just jokingggg , but the answer is still yes , because the leaning tower of pisa can't jump ! ;D
TeeHee .

ily and im never letting you go ,

for teh shortie .

2009-01-12T18:22:00.004+08:00

a submarine can only hold 5o people at one time .
when the submarine was about to set off , there were 49 people on it .
a pregnant lady went up the submarine .
the submarine sank , why ?

its a submarine !

2oo9 .

2009-01-01T00:00:00.001+08:00

happy new year !

teehee

2008-12-25T00:09:00.000+08:00

hohoho
merry chirstmas !

i've always wondered why people think Santa is fat .
maybe he's muscular . ( needs to carry lots of toys )

gah , who cares x]

im back babes ;D

2008-12-23T21:25:00.000+08:00

uhhh ,
i guess th title says it all ? x]

buh-bye !

2008-12-21T05:47:00.000+08:00

wtfuck .
i can't believe i woke up at 5 ._.
3 hours of slp *yawns*

oh well , im off to genting already
byebye ! ;D (screw singapore !)

genting [:

2008-12-20T13:22:00.000+08:00

wee , tmr going genting

yes ! no more people waking me up in th morning !
i swear i heard a chainsaw at 9am in th morning .
*shivers*
maybe Jason was outside my house O:
well anyway , dont miss me ;D (too much)

now that you're gone , did'nt think i'd miss you ;
that much

WHITE !

2008-12-18T13:12:00.000+08:00

weee , new blogskin .
its white ! X:

so for thanking teh personnnn
you fokes get a new post !
*applause*

-clears throat
alright , so for today .
im writing a petition to ze government to create a new law .
Thou shall not drill / hammer before 1pm on weekdays and 4pm on weekends .
or risk getting stabbed in th eye with a pencil and locked in a room with a crying baby .
im so going to kill my neighbour someday
who drills at 9am in th morning ?! D:

those who are interested pl0x contact me [:

<3

2008-12-15T23:48:00.000+08:00

no more deliberating ,

i love sufern . [:

;D

2008-12-09T21:03:00.000+08:00

errrr , haha .
someone asked me ( for 80o times ) to update , so yeah .
watched bolt today , looked like me ! ( so cute , not white ) X:

stuff you can do when your bored ( DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK ) : close mouth and nose holes when burping . you get a fucking nice feeling , close to eating drugs . ;D

sprite recommended to help increase chances of burping .

FIRST POST !

2008-11-19T01:02:00.000+08:00

woo , it's a blog . O:
heh , i think this is going to be the one and only post
*looks at other people's blog*
uhhhhhhh , hahahaaa . :/
oh well , someone requested ( forced ) me to create one so .. yeah ._.
can't create one for nuts

oh well . applause is free of charge , please be generous